Friday, December 7, 2012

Feed them more rope!

Alright Conservatives lets go for broke! Forget trying to spare the sheeple the learning pains and give their Jim Jones figure head 100% ownership of the debacle he has created. I am certain what they are trying to do is wrong so let them be wrong. A lesson in shitting your own nest is the order of the day. Let him take his sheeple to the brink of the Kool - Aid bowl and we will be able to get ANYONE elected in 4 years.

Mathematically everything they propose will not work. The entire world is holding their breath awaiting the debacle that is to come. Most world powers are pointing their finger and laughing at the rest of us trying to keep these idiots from walking around with their foot in a trash can. The level of cranial rectumitis is going to be staggering.

When they can't afford their single cup coffee pods, restaurant food, fake nails, apple products, and electric cars they will rise up against The Kool - Aid man and revolt.

Meanwhile lets plan to tax the hell out of granola, tofu, bean sprouts, and bean curd!

Sunday, December 2, 2012

No more Mr. Nice Guy

Gloves are off Washington! You have failed us as a leader, a governing body, and as Americans. We are being sucked dry by you money thirsty vampires and it is time for it to stop! All this hand holding and press conferencing is WORTHLESS unless you have a plan and enact it! You ignorant fools could not pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel. You are killing us slowly. This bloated carcass of a governing body has become ultimately self defeating. Someone needs to pick up a hatchet and start trimming dead wood or we are finished. Believe us when we say we are watching and you do not want to force that hatchet into our hands.

Lets try killing all funding for Non-essential, Non-infrastructure projects. Save the spotted owl and counting Mustang testicles will have to wait. No more foreign aid until OUR budget is balanced and we are a debt free nation. Little Hadji will have to scam a sandwich form someone else. I really think it is foolish to worry about how many cats and dogs are dying each day when we should be worried about how many PEOPLE are dying each day. No food leaves this country until every American is fed!

Prisoners should be made to farm or fill potholes immediately. If they don't earn enough to feed themselves or farm enough to eat oh well sorry for your luck. Lets make club fed a little less comfy. Effective immediately all Court cases are CANCELLED! If it is not a life or death decision throw it out and fine any lawyer who files a case that is not a life or death decision case. All proceeds from any civil lawsuit should be fined at a rate commensurate with covering the ENTIRE cost of maintaining our court system. All lawyers fees shall be taxed at a rate commensurate with the same.

Priority will be immediately given to becoming energy self sufficient. No more tax dollars will be paid to OPEC nations. The United Nations will be expelled from this country and the building put to good use housing victims of Sandy.

Stop screwing around and get this country fixed immediately!